Thought: Channel 7 TV show Border Patrol is propaganda against immigrants funded by the Australian Liberal Party.
I can just imagine the ageing population sitting on their armchairs in front of the TV thinking “Serves ‘em right. Go back to where ya came from” every time some immigrant without a Visa is interrogated and refused entry into the country.
Another Thought: I am too paranoid and think the government is out to get everyone.
I found a way to always be right, but now there’s nothing left.
Things I’d Rather Be Doing Than Uni #5
Orchestra Conductor
So boss. Just look at him. Imagine having an entire orchestra beneath your command. You could blow people’s minds with crazy avante gard music and command the cello players to drop the bass without any warning. I just don’t know whether I could resist abusing the power held in that conductor’s stick.
Things I’d Rather Be Doing Than Uni #4
Transit Officer
Watch out, we got a badass over here! In case you’re unaware, a transit officer is that terrible human being that checks your ticket on the bus/train, checks your concession card and dishes out the 500 dollar fines for invalid tickets. I know these transit officers are loathed by all commuters, but wouldn’t you sleep better knowing that the transport system is clean of fare evaders and graffiti artists? Plus you have a lot of creative licence for some badass one liners when you’re dishing out the fines, like
Looks like your commute of fair evasion just terminated at this station
BOOM.
Thing I’d Rather Be Doing Than Uni #3
Erotic Novelist
Since a fairly young age I have had a penchant for literature and romanticised the idea of being a brooding booze-soaked writer. I thought “Hey, maybe copywriting!”. But I now cannot think of anything more depressing than trying to make dishwashing liquid seem interesting and unique. So on my new enlightened path, I think the life of an erotic novelist would be more interesting with mine. I would love to sit around racking my brains for the best advective to describe supple breasts and firm buttocks. Not to mention that to be successful in erotic writing you would have to have a constant stream of inspiration…
Things I’d Rather Be Doing Than Uni #2
Online Fortune Teller
An online fortune teller could hold much more lucrative prospects than a job in communications. For one, you don’t even HAVE TO leave your house! You can sit in your apartment shrouded in mystery, telling lonely internet drifters about their futures. Oh and did I mention, YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE FUTURE! Duh. Find out the future stock markets and invest your small fortune-teller salary into shares that are going to increase %10000 in value. Then move to Hawaii and drink mojitos on the beach err’day.
Things I’d Rather Be Doing Than Uni #1
Wig Model
I’ve been thinking a lot about my life and my choices lately. I’m 20 years old and in my final year of my bachelor of communications and have become disillusioned about the industry I’m going into. I will be throwing around a few other potential career paths I could go down.
The benefits of being a wig model- No 9 to 5 job, a job where you get to wear fun outfits and wigs, your face possibly getting famous onto Google Images, an opportunity to help convince someone to buy a wig for a fun party, and of course, if you work hard enough, you could even become the world’s greatest wig model, attending glamorous wig parties with the big dogs of the fancy-dress party goods industry.
Hektik
!!!! Gorillaz v The xx
Probably 1 yr late on this one, how did I miss it?
